Gift Catalog

Clothing

	1-800-AUTOPSY T-Shirt Price: $23.00 Quantity: Select... Med Large XLarge XXLarge XXXLarge Black with 2-color 1-800-AUTOPSY on the anterior and services listed on posterior. 100% heavyweight pre-shrunk cotton. Sizes M. L, XL, 2X, 3X
	1-800-AUTOPSY T-Shirt with Hip Hop Graffiti Price: $23.00 Quantity: Select... Small Med Large XLarge 2Xlarge 3XLarge Black with 2-color 1-800-AUTOPSY on the anterior. 100% heavyweight pre-shrunk cotton. Sizes S, M,L, XL, 2X, 3X
	1-800-Autopsy Thong Price: $12.00 Quantity: Select... Small Medium Large Sexy, high-quality thong has a comfortable fit. The fabric is made from 96% cotton and 4% spandex. Front has 1-800-AUTOPSY printed with small latin type beneath which translates to : "Baby Got Back" Easily removed with male bicuspids. The item is non-refundable
	Knit Hat Price: $18.00 Quantity: Close fitting stretch black knit hat with roll-up cuff emblazoned with our 1800AUTOPSY on front and on the back www.1800autopsy.com.
	Scrub Shirt - Traditional O.R. Price: $25.00 Quantity: Select... Med Large XLarge XXLarge XXXLarge Black cotton blend scrubs which all A/PS personnel wear comes embroidered with our identifiable company logo on right upper flank (chest).
	Sweatshirt - 1-800-AUTOPSY Price: $35.00 Quantity: Select... Large XLarge XXLarge Heavyweight 50/50 cotton/polyester black crewneck sweatshirt with A/PS identifiable logo embroidered in upper flank (chest) right hand quadrant. Posterior neck area has website address embroidered as well.
	Women's T-shirt - 1-800-AUTOPSY Price: $23.00 Quantity: Select... Small Med Large Xlarge Black with 2 color 1-800-AUTOPSY on the anterior. 100% pre-shrunk cotton. Sizes S, M, L, XL

Key Chains

	Foot Key Ring Price: $3.00 Quantity: Miniature replicas of human bones and body parts are hand-crafted into clever, one-of-a-kind anatomical key rings. Made of durable plastic.
	Hand Key Ring Price: $3.00 Quantity: Miniature replicas of human bones and body parts are hand-crafted into clever, one-of-a-kind anatomical key rings. Made of durable plastic.
	Spine Key Ring Price: $3.00 Quantity: Miniature replicas of human bones and body parts are hand-crafted into clever, one-of-a-kind anatomical key rings. Made of durable plastic.

Misc

	Artery Pens Price: $3.95 Quantity: The artery pen is so comfortable to hold and compares a healthy cholesterol-free artery alongside a diseased artery, showing the harmful effects of a high fat diet. (Set of 2)
	Box O'Bones Price: $3.50 Quantity: Sixteen pieces snap together to form a 12" skeleton that glows in the dark. Comes apart easily and fits back into the box. Comes with a loop at the top of its head for hanging.
	Brain Gelatin Mold Price: $11.95 Quantity: Fill the plastic mold with a gelatin mix and a few hours later, out pops a life-size anatomically correct brain. Yes, perhaps we have sick minds to think that anyone with brains would want to eat them. Recipe included. 8.5" x 9.5" x 3.5"
	Classic Coffin Box - 12 in Price: $6.75 Quantity: Classic black coffin gift boxes made of heavyweight cardboard.
	Classic Coffin Box - 8 in Price: $4.00 Quantity: Classic black coffin gift boxes made of heavyweight cardboard.
	Coffin Purse Price: $28.00 Quantity: Each sturdy 10" x 5" x 3 1/4" purse has a soft faux velvet interior to help your valuables rest peacefully and a removable adjustable nylon strap that will slip comfortably over your shoulder. There's even a little oval mirror on the inside. The corners are reinforced metal.
	Finger Bone Pen Price: $2.95 Quantity: A bone-a-fide replica of a human finger. Make no bones about it, you'll shock your friends with this awesome writing instrument. It glows in the dark, too.
	Finger Hooks Price: $3.50 Quantity: These hard plastic Finger Hooks are life sized at 3 1/2" long. A built-in screw makes each one easy to attach to walls or other surfaces. Comes with four to a box.
	Glow Skull Magnet Price: $1.00 Quantity: Use this for your grave memos. This 2" hollow plastic skull with magnet on back is realistically detailed and glows.
	Growing Brain Price: $3.00 Quantity: Grow your own brain! Place this 1 1/2" brain in water and in one week you should have a healthy, almost human-sized specimen. Comes with instructions and interesting brain facts.
	Growing Skeleton Price: $3.00 Quantity: This skeleton will grow up to foot in water and glows in the dark. Back of package is full of information on the skeletal system.
	Growing Thumb Price: $3.00 Quantity: This life-like thumb will swell from 1" - 5" long when submerged in water. Comes with interesting thumb information.
	Growing Tongue Price: $3.00 Quantity: It looks like a piece of bubble gum, but place the Growing Tongue in water and within a week it will swell to a cow-sized 5" long. Comes with instructions and interesting tongue facts.
	Hand Gelatin Mold Price: $11.95 Quantity: Fun to make and fun to eat! We give our anatomically correct gelatin hand a giggly thumbs up. Recipe included. Size 9" x 10.5" x 2".
	Nose Sharpener Price: $1.00 Quantity: Stick a pencil up this nose and twist. 21/2" long.