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A portion of the proceeds raised (through sale of these products) bestows support to specific non-profit entities involved with the collection, recycling, redistribution of eyeglasses, pacemakers, hearing aids, wheelchairs and prosthesis. 1-800-AUTOPSY supports activities that foster the donation of transplantable human tissue as well as cadaver research tissue for the advancement of medical science and the benefit of human kind. 

Resources will be allocated to the following:
Heart to Heart: Recycle pacemakers "The Beat Goes On"
Wheels for Humanity: Recycle wheelchairs and prosthesis
Garden of Angels: Finance burials of unclaimed and discarded babies/fetuses
 

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101	1-800-AUTOPSY T-Shirt - $17.00 Black with 2-color 1-800-AUTOPSY on the anterior and services listed on posterior. 100% heavyweight pre-shrunk cotton. Sizes M. L., XL, 2X, 3X (sizes 2x, 3x - $19.00)
103	Traditional O.R. Scrub Shirt - $25.00 Black cotton blend scrubs which all A/PS personnel wear comes embroidered with our identifiable company logo on right upper flank (chest). Sizes S, M, L, XL, 2X, 3X.
104	Sweatshirt - $35.00 Heavyweight 50/50 cotton/polyester black crewneck sweatshirt with A/PS identifiable logo embroidered in upper flank (chest) right hand quadrant. Posterior neck area has website address embroidered as well. Sizes M, L, XL, XXL.
105	Baseball Cap - $16.00 Black cotton cap with A/PS identifiable log embroidered on anterior red flap, 1-800-AUTOPSY embroidered on posterior and our motto embroidered in Latin on the left side.
106	Skull Cap - $18.00 Close fitting stretch black knit hat with roll-up cuff emblazoned with our 1800AUTOPSY on front and on the back www.1800autopsy.com.
110	Pen - $15.00 A/PS identifiable logo imprinted on top of pen in full color. The barrel is inscribed with Autopsy Post Services 1-800-AUTOPSY. Packaged in antique vacutainer. Refillable.
111	Femur Bone Pens - $2.95 The femur bone pen is a “bone-a-fide” replica of a human femur and you’ll quickly discover that it’s also a nifty writing instrument. (Set of 2)
112	Artery Pens - $2.95 The artery pen is so comfortable to hold and compares a healthy cholesterol-free artery alongside a diseased artery, showing the harmful effects of a high fat diet. (Set of 2)
113	Finger Bone Pen - $2.95 A bone-a-fide replica of a human finger. Make no bones about it, you'll shock your friends with this awesome writing instrument. It glows in the dark, too.
115	Vertebrae Key Ring - $4.95 A large metal ring is attached to a plastic life-like human vertebra (cervical, thoracic, lumbar - our choice). Set of two.
116	Anatomical Key Ring Collection - $3.00 Miniature replicas of human bones and body parts are hand-crafted into clever, one-of-a-kind anatomical key rings. Made of durable plastic. (a) Skull Key Ring (b) Skeleton Key Ring (c) Foot Key Ring (d) Spine Key Ring (e) Molar Key Ring (f) Hand Key Ring
117	Vertebra Plastic Pen Holder - $4.95 Anatomically correct lumbar vertebra from the human spine is drilled to hold a pen or pencil. A truly practical go-anywhere desk accessory. Set of two. 2" x 1 1/4".
118	Box O'Bones - $3.50 Sixteen pieces snap together to form a 12" skeleton that glows in the dark. Comes apart easily and fits back into the box. Comes with a loop at the top of its head for hanging.
119	1-800-AUTOPSY Long Sleeve T-shirt - $19.00 Black with 2 color 1-800-AUTOPSY on the anterior and services listed on posterior. 100% heavyweight pre-shrunk cotton. Available in Large and X-Large only.
120	Finger Hooks - $3.50 These hard plastic Finger Hooks are life sized at 3 1/2" long. A built-in screw makes each one easy to attach to walls or other surfaces. Comes with four to a box.
121	Growing Anatomical Items - $3.00 (a) Growing Brain Grow your own brain! Place this 1 1/2" brain in water and in one week you should have a healthy, almost human-sized specimen. Comes with instructions and interesting brain facts. (b) Growing Skeleton This skeleton will grow up to foot in water and glows in the dark. Back of package is full of information on the skeletal system. (c) Growing Thumb This life-like thumb will swell from 1" - 5" long when submerged in water. Comes with interesting thumb information. (d) Growing Tongue It looks like a piece of bubble gum, but place the Growing Tongue in water and within a week it will swell to a cow-sized 5" long. Comes with instructions and interesting tongue facts.	Click on description for image
122	Brain Gelatin Mold - $11.95 Fill the plastic mold with a gelatin mix and a few hours later, out pops a life-size anatomically correct brain. Yes, perhaps we have sick minds to think that anyone with brains would want to eat them. Recipe included. 8 1/2" x 9 1/2" x 3 1/2"
123	Hand Gelatin Mold - $11.95 Fun to make and fun to eat! We give our anatomically correct gelatin hand a giggly thumbs up. Recipe included. Size 9" x 10 1/2" x 2".
124	Casket Stuffers - $1.00 (a) Nose Sharpener Stick a pencil up this nose and twist. 21/2" long. (b) Right Angle View Look through the window of the 1 1/4" hard plastic Right Angle Viewer and rotate it to see in any direction. Now you are seeing with independent ocular motion - just like a chameleon. (c) Glow Skull Magnet Use this for your grave memos. This 2" hollow plastic skull with magnet on back is realistically detailed and glows.	Click on description for image
125	Munsters Drag-U-La - $20.00 A collectors edition of a finely detailed replica of Grandpa Munster's wild ride! 100% die-cast body and chassis, chrome twin blowers and organ pipes exhaust, sparkling spoke rims, and a gold leaf embossed crystal box are just the start. No Funeral Director should be without one!
128	Petite Pete Skeleton -$8.95 This elementary-level model is flexibly wired to allow movement and positioning of the arms and legs. Perfect for home, school or office. Black plastic stand included. 8" tall.
129	The World's Only Two-Headed Skeleton - $24.95 This two-headed skeleton is scientific proof that "two heads are better then one". Two-Headed Harry is anatomically correct in every other aspect. Skulls and extremities are detachable and each skull has a removable cap. Size 16 1/2" tall.
130	Toe Hooks - $3.50 Packed in sets of two, these 3 1/2" tall and 1 1/4" wide, hard plastic hooks can fasten to mirrors or the fridge with the dual suction cup on the back. The compartment on top is perfect for a toothbrush or nail file and the hook makes a great place to hang your keys or jewelry. Powerful glow-in-the-dark technology makes these Toe Hooks just as useful at night!
131	Classic Coffin Boxes Classic black coffin gift boxes made of heavyweight cardboard in the following sizes: Small (8") - $4.00 Medium (10") - $4.50 Large (12") - $6.75 Extra large (18") - $7.50
132	Phrenology Head - $20.00 Used in the nineteenth century to map out a persons mental characteristics just like the gypsies utilize palm reading techniques. This unique updated modern version can be used a bookend, conversation piece, etc. The revised regions of the mind are on a 7" x 3 1/2" x 3" off-white ceramic head. 46 different sayings in all.
133	Mini Guillotine - $21.00 The guillotine - what more can be said about this unique item. It can be used as a paper weight, a conversation piece, and of course, to settle disputes with lawyers. There has never been a head-decapitator as finely detailed as this model. Each 5 1/2" guillotine is made of sturdy diecast metal and has a golden basket placed in front to catch the appendages. Comes in an illustrated box complete with the history of the guillotine and French Revolution facts.
134	Dia De Los Muertos Snackbox - $11.00 Dia De Los Muertos (Day of the Dead) is a day of remembrance universally recognized throughout the Latino countries of the world. This eye-catching 7" x 5" x 3" snackbox has traditional Mexican folk art on the front, back and sides. Perfect for casket stuffers. Metal fixtures and black plastic handle.

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1-800-AUTOPSY plans to raise society's consciousness concerning humanitarian efforts that will allow us to achieve our efforts this year and into the next millennium. It is our commitment to demonstrate 'the positive side of death' and how we collectively contribute to "the gift of life".