America’s obsession with to-your-door delivery services has reached new heights. Now in Los Angeles all you have to do is dial 1-800-AUTOPSY and within minutes you get a mobile mortuary at your door. If sudden unexplained deaths are a common occurrence in your life, or you ever feel the need for a quick post-mortem, this is definitely the service for you. Also available are medical photography , DNA paternity tests and the repellent-sounding "tissue procurement". Sounds like the perfect job for your average American serial killer. KW