| Autopsy Firm Turns
Death Into Business
Vidal Herrera’s nicknames say it all.
Mr. Autopsy. El Muerto. The Cadaver King. "I want my name to be synonymous
with death," Herrera says. And it is. Herrera has turned the somewhat grisly
chore of autopsy into a six-figure business. Autopsy/Post Services specializes
in private autopsies and other services not often mentioned in polite company.
Eight years ago Herrera was living on a disability pension and looking
for work when he had an epiphany. Death is not the ending it once was thought
to be. People want to know how someone died, and since hospitals weren’t
doing many autopsies, Herrera was happy to step in.
"Death is a universal phenomenon,"
Herrera says. "There are no barriers. Everybody is going to die, rich or
poor." Herrera is not shy about what he does. His business card picture
his likeness in a reworking of a classic painting of surgeons. He drives
around town in a white van emblazoned on the sides with "1-800-AUTOPSY" and
a list of the services he provides, everything from private autopsies,
to tissue procurement, to television and movie consultations. There is
definitely a demand for Herrera’s services. He has regular customers: families
of celebrities appreciate his discretion, as do lawyers who specialize
in wrongful death suits. "I do Johnny Cochran’s cases," Herrera says.
One typical week recently had Herrera
handling about a half-dozen cases in the Los Angeles area, then he headed
off to Bakersfield for a case . The next day, he flew to Cleveland to remove
hair, bone marrow and tissue samples from an exhumed body to settle a paternity
claim. From Cleveland he went to Tulsa, Okla., for a private autopsy, then
back to Los Angeles, where he picked up a body at the airport, flown in
from Alabama for autopsy. "Somebody’s always calling me." It wasn’t always
like that, Herrera who grew up in poverty and Los Angeles foster homes,
has struggled.
A promising career as an investigator
with the Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office ended in 1984, when Herrera
ruptured three discs in his back while picking up a body. The injury left
them unable to sit or stand without pain for more than 15 minutes at a
time, and it left him unemployable. But Herrera had earned a reputation
as a top-notch pathology assistant, and one day a pathologist asked Herrera
to help him with a private autopsy. That job led to others and eventually
to a contract with the Veterans Affairs hospital in Los Angeles to manage
its morgue.
Herrera has expanded his business by
paying attention to details. He read in a magazine that an address in Brentwood
(near Los Angeles) was like gold when it came to attracting business, so
he got a post office box there. "They call them suites in Brentwood," he
says. Then he read a story about beefing up business with an 800 number.
He bought "1-800-AUTOPSY" and got a friend to record a professional-sounding
message on the answering machine. "People were saying, Hey, you’re doing
good. You’re living in Brentwood and you’ve got a secretary." In truth,
Herrera’s business qualifies as small he has only three full-time employees
and contracts with 14 pathologists.
But he makes up for it in volume and
in his plans for the future. Herrera talks of franchising his business
under the 1-800-AUTOPSY tag. In the next year, he wants to open 72 franchises
in the United States and 16 in other countries. He says he’s been offered
$14 million for business, but he’s turned it down. "I’m making a decent
living now, but this has never been about money," Herrera says. "I want
to make the public more aware of positive side of death."
Herrera encourages people to donate
bodies, organs and tissue to science and research, and he is trying to
create a foundation to which hearing aids, pacemakers, wheelchairs, eyeglasses
the things the dead leave behind can be donated to the living. "I’ve assisted
in over 25,000 autopsies," Herrera says. "It’s always death, death, death.
But that’s life." |